green-san has become greentaleteller
This is my junk blog where I test themes and stuff, but also hoard my old URL. :'D
My new URL is

green-san —> greentaleteller

Just so you know!


Question: Do you read what I write when I post it? Even if you don’t leave a comment or like?

To-do list for today:


  • Feed the cat.
  • Get a sammich to this tea.
  • Wash hair.
  • Wash windows in kitchen.
  • Iron the shirt.
  • Dress in the outfit that assaulted your brain at 1 AM last night.
  • Buy groceries.
  • Do your best to finish the D/s,

Writing Prompts for Couples of Characters

1. What do they like to talk about?
2. What don’t they talk about?
3. What have each of them given up for each other?
4. What compromises have they made with each other?
5. Do each of them know how the other takes their tea/coffee/other?
6. How much do they trust each other?
7. In what ways do they prefer to show affection for each other?
8. Do either have habits that annoy the other?
9. What habits does each find endearing in each other?
10. What is the division of power like in the relationship?
> Firsts
11. How did they meet?
12. When did they realize that they were interested in each other?
13. How did their first kiss go?
14. What was their first fight about?
15. How was their first time having sex?
16. When did they first tell each other that they loved them?
> Lasts
17. What was their last phone call (text/letter/insert applicable) about?
18. What was the last lie each of them told the other?
19. When was the last time either slept alone?
20. Where did they last have dinner together (and what did they eat)?
21. Will this be the last relationship each of them has?
22. What will their last words to each other be?
> Describe or Draw
23. Each of the pair from the other’s point of view
24. A hug between them
25. A kiss between them
26. One borrowing the other’s clothes
27. The pair entertaining themselves on a rainy day
28. One caring for the other when they are injured/sick
29. One cooking for the other
> Miscellaneous
30. How would the pair fare in a post-apocalyptic setting?
31. If they were a fruit or vegetable, which fruit or vegetable would each of them be?
32. How quickly, and through what means, would each be able to tell if an imposter had replaced the other?
33. How well would the couple do as a team in a bar fight?
34. Who buys the milk when they run out?
35. If one was abducted, how would the other respond, and how capable of organizing a rescue would they be?
36. Who handles spiders?

Kinky questions for me and my OCs

1:  Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2:  Something that never fails to make you horny:
3:  Where is one place you would never have sex:
4:  The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
5:  What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
6:  What is the fastest way to make you horny:
7:  Top or bottom?
8:  We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
9:  Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
10:  Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
11:  Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
12:  Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
13:  Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
14:  A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
15:  How big is too big:
16:  One sexual thing you would never do:
17:  Biggest turn on:
18:  Three spots that drive you insane:
19:  Worst possible time to get horny:
20:  Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
21:  Best sexual complement you ever got:
22:  Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
23:  What your favorite part of your body:
24:  Favorite foreplay activities:
25:  What do you wear to bed?
26:  Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
27:  Have/would you ever have sex outside?
28:  Have/would you ever had a threesome?
29:  Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
30:  Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
31:  Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
32:  Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
33:  How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
34:  How would you feel about taking someone's virginity?
35:  Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
36:  Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
37:  Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
38:  Booty or Boobs?
39:  Have you ever been on an official date?

Specific Headcanons — Go!


Put one character or ship and one of these symbols (or more) in my ask box, and I’ll let you know the following for that character/ship:

 : Sleep headcanon

 : Drinking/drunk headcanon

 : Childhood headcanon

 : Genderbent headcanon

 : Sex headcanon

 : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

 : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)

 :  Cooking headcanon

 : Mood headcanon

 : Any other question of your choosing

Send me a video game in my ask and I'll answer!

American Mcgee's Alice: Something you like to think of when you're feeling troubled.
Amnesia TDD: Something you'd like to forget.
Assassin's Creed: Something about history you find interesting.
Bioshock: If you could live underwater and become famous, what occupation would you take up?
Cave Story: Tell about a misunderstanding you once had with someone.
Dance Dance Revolution: Go to iTunes, turn on shuffle and give me the first 6 songs you get.
Dante's Inferno: Have you ever lost someone close to you?
Deus Ex: A piece of technology you'd like to see created/improved upon in the future.
Earthbound: Has a video game ever made you cry before?
Ib: Have you ever met a friend in an unlikely place?
Journey: A destination you'd like to visit one day.
Kingdom Hearts: Favorite Disney character?
Kirby: Something that you think is really cute.
Left 4 Dead: Favorite weapon of choice in a zombie invasion.
Lost In Blue: Have you ever felt lost before?
Mabinogi: Tell us something you're really good at!
Mad Father: Something your mother does that you really appreciate.
Mario Bros: Tell us about your best friend.
Mass Effect: Ever had to make a difficult decision?
Minecraft: A type of landscape you most prefer.
NiGHTS: Tell about a dream you recently had.
Okami: Your favorite story from mythology.
Pokemon: Favorite animal?
Portal: Something you like that has to do with science.
Silent Hill: Name 3 fears/phobias.
Slender: Do you believe in urban legends?
Tales Runner: Favorite children's book/story?
Team Fortress 2: Your favorite hat or an accessory you like to wear a lot.
The Darkness 2: Do you believe some things are harder to let go than others?
Yume Nikki: Do you keep a journal of your dreams/nightmares?
Persona: What your real self is life?
The World Ends With You: What do you value the most?